Welcome to our collection of Underwear Quotes! Whether you’re looking for a dash of humor, a sprinkle of inspiration, or just some witty words to brighten your day, you’ve come to the right place. Underwear may be an everyday necessity, but it also carries a world of meaning, comfort, and style. From famous fashion designers to iconic figures, people from all walks of life have had something intriguing or amusing to say about this intimate garment.
In this compilation, we’ve gathered a delightful array of quotes that celebrate the often-overlooked world of underwear. Whether you’re searching for the perfect caption for your Instagram post, want to share a giggle with a friend, or simply appreciate the wisdom and humor that can be found in the smallest pieces of clothing, you’ll find it all here. So, scroll down to explore these quotes, and don’t forget to check out the stylish fonts and image-friendly versions you can use to add a touch of flair to your quotes!
I was standing right behind Marilyn, completely invisible, when she sang ‘Happy birthday, Mr. President.’ And indeed, the corny thing happened: Her dress split for my benefit, and there was Marilyn, and yes, indeed, she didn’t wear any underwear. Mike Nichols
Our underwear used to just be cotton, but we wanted to see if we could create something out of synthetics. Tadashi Yanai
You should always carry string, according to my archaeologist father, because then you could at least make a trap to catch animals to survive. According to my grandmother, it was clean underwear. Ted Danson
I don’t always wear underwear. When I’m in the heat, especially, I can’t wear it. Like, if I’m wearing a flower dress, why do I have to wear underwear? Naomi Campbell
Who hasn’t had the ‘I went to school/work in my underwear’ dream? Lisa McMann
When every piece of furniture and your underwear are taken by the bank, when you lose your house in Florida, in New York, in Amsterdam and L.A., when your wife is dying and your son abandons you, you don’t feel very good. Al Goldstein
I’m definitely the kind of person to wear underwear all the time. Ashley Tisdale
I think I’ve done two shoots in my underwear ever. They both happened to be for Calvin Klein. But that tag – ‘underwear model’ – I just can’t get rid of it. And it’s such a bizarre, specific thing – underwear. It’s like I never modelled clothes. Jamie Dornan
That’s the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that. Dawn French
When I lost my weight, I went and bought about 15 different types of underwear to see what would look good on my new body. It’s exciting! Richard Simmons
When I was covering games, and this is back in the ’60s, you’d go into the manager’s office. I can still visualize Earl Weaver from the Baltimore Orioles. I can just see Earl now in his underwear… with a beer in one hand and a cigarette in the other, holding court. And that was the way it was done then. Frank Deford
I’m superstitious… but not like wear the same underwear for two weeks superstitious. Kate Hudson
I have had fans make me the big picture collages of the photo books; I have had fans send me birthday cakes… sing to me on my voicemail. I have had fans flash me. I have had older fans give me their bras and underwear onstage. Sean Combs
My studio’s always in my house. I want to wake up and be like, ‘You know I’m gonna make music today in my underwear. You know what, I’m gonna be in my pajamas. You know what, I’m actually just gonna stay inside for the next three days so I can make music.’ Benny Blanco
I don’t believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear. Woody Allen
A lot of my collections are informed by nostalgia. I think that’s because I loved clothes early on. I remember, at maybe age five, being concerned about what I wore, right down to the underwear. Jeremy Scott
I’m always very careful to make the distinction between music criticism and music journalism. A lot of people don’t. But criticism doesn’t require reporting. You can write criticism at home in your underwear. On the other hand, journalism takes legwork – you have to get out there and see things and talk to people. Michael Azerrad
Half the world does not know the joys of wearing cotton underwear. Phil Gramm
In department stores, so much kitchen equipment is bought indiscriminately by people who just come in for men’s underwear. Julia Child
I had a Spider-man costume when I was about three, and I lost the mask. So I went to the underwear drawer and put a pair of red pants on my head. My dad came home and just laughed, and I ran into my room and burst into tears. Emun Elliott
I’m a private person, and I don’t want people knowing what kind of underwear I like. It’s creepy! Carrie Underwood
One of my assistants found this old German machine. It was originally used to make underwear. Like Chanel, who started with underwear fabric – jerseys – we used the machine that made underwear to make something else. Issey Miyake
As I’m starting to grow up, and things are happening, I’m going to have to take off my pants, and I want to have on some attractive underwear. When it says Versace on your underwear, people will say, ‘Man, he’s fresh to his undies.’ Shameik Moore
My deal was that they would use a full-length picture of me in my underwear and a full-length picture of me all done up, and they would write about how long it took and how much it cost, because that was the whole point. It was very liberating. Jamie Lee Curtis
I travel without barely any luggage. Just a second set of underwear and binoculars and a map and a toothbrush. Werner Herzog
In the glory days of Orioles, when I was a newbie baseball writer for the Post, the roster of talkers was as good as the everyday lineup. Singy – Ken Singleton – Flanny, and Cakes – the underwear spokesman Jim Palmer – were my go-to guys, occupying stalls along one wall of the shabby chic clubhouse. Jane Leavy
Without editors planning assignments and copy editors fixing mistakes, reporters quickly deteriorate into underwear guys writing blogs from their den. George Vecsey
I’ve always been very comfortable wearing not much, in my swimwear or my underwear, or running around naked. I’ve always been very free like that. I don’t really know why, exactly, but I just have been. Not really too shy about that. Miranda Kerr
This morning when I put on my underwear I could hear the fruit-of-the-loom guys laughing at me. Rodney Dangerfield
I play Xbox in my underwear. Mark Salling
Comedians get jokes offered to them, rock stars get women and underwear thrown onstage, and I get guys that want to take me fishing. Les Claypool
No one has ever bought me underwear, and I’m a little bummed about that. Maybe it’s not such a big deal any more. Sandra Bullock
I love a man who can wear my underwear. Yasmine Bleeth
You can tell a lot about a person from his underwear. Rachel Bilson
The truth is, I’d never seen a Cary Grant film. Since then I have watched his stuff and it’s astounding, but I don’t see any similarity between us. Except for the fact that I’m told he used to wear ladies’ underwear, which is something I also do. Hugh Grant
Wearing underwear on the outside of your clothes can turn a tedious trip to the store for a forgotten carton of milk into an amusement park romp. Patch Adams
Don’t judge. I used to buy underwear because I didn’t do my laundry. Michelle Obama
On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage… You start to think that you’re Tom Jones. Keanu Reeves
I’m pretty comfortable stripping down to my underwear, as long as there’s respect around me. Sara Sampaio
I was an underwear model for Calvin Klein for a few years. It is not something I wanted to do at first. I never regretted it, but I am a shy person, and to stand there buck naked in front of a camera was scary. Freddie Ljungberg
I hate the whole reluctant sex-symbol thing. It’s such bull. You see these dudes greased up, in their underwear, talking about how they don’t want to be a sex symbol. Ben Affleck
I’ve been wearing the same brand of underwear since I was a baby. Camille Rowe
Everybody asks me what it was like to be in my underwear for my network television debut. T. J. Miller
I just happen to have one of those skill sets that allows me to work in my underwear. Garry Trudeau
I don’t get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies. Jennifer Aniston
It was really tough being in jail. It doesn’t get much lower. You’re in a filthy room. The food is terrible, and you’re surrounded by people who have done all types of crazy crimes. You have nothing that belongs to you, not even your own underwear. It’s just terrible. Jon Jones
At the time I was writing the second album, I was sitting home in my underwear all day every day; I didn’t have all that much to write about except for my own life and my family. Mac DeMarco
You see other actresses who are like, ‘Oh, I can’t really eat much lunch today because I’ve got that scene in my underwear’… I’m a little bit chill. But you know, what you do need is stamina. Rebel Wilson
I once had dinner with Madonna and I wasn’t nervous but within about a minute I found myself talking about underwear. Randy Newman
I don’t like silk underwear. They don’t do the job, you know? Matt LeBlanc
Mom always told us to wear pretty, matching underwear. Kourtney Kardashian
I love wearing men’s clothing and underwear. Zoe Saldana
There’s a thrill in flying by the seat of your pants – trousers, actually: ‘pants’ in English means underwear – because most shows don’t operate that way. Network shows are repetitive. Jordan Gavaris
Every girl loves posing in her underwear. It’s always fun to do that. Kendall Jenner
I only wear underwear from Target. Jeannie Mai
I’m an addict for underwear. Jennifer Ellison
In my hand luggage I always have my camera, iPod, make-up bag, tooth brush, cleansing products, clean underwear, socks and a change of clothes in case anything goes missing at the other end – and of course my passport. Lisa Snowdon
When I get home, I’m not the boss like I am at work – I slip into a more feminine role. I take everything off and put on my Stella McCartney silk robe. I’ll put on a red lip or red nails, and it lifts my mood. Sexy underwear also gives you a spark. Miranda Kerr
On a two week road trip I know I can get by better with no underwear than no laptop. Curt Schilling
So It’s not like I go from being this disciplined person who has to get up and go to work to now I just lay around all day in my underwear eating Cheerios. I have this structure. I still have to do this and the difference is I’m doing this for me and my company. Eriq La Salle
In a way it was like washing your laundry in public and, yep, there you go, you’ve seen my underwear. And now I feel like there’s nothing left, you’ve seen it all and I can get on. Jude Law
I never thought I’d be in a position where people would be talking about my sexuality and saying how good I look in underwear. Fiona Apple
Modeling was a way of financing my fighting. My fighter friends definitely made fun of me: ‘I’ve seen you in your underwear, bro!’ But once they realized the girls loved it, they asked, ‘How do I get into it?’ Ryan Guzman
Power is not something that can be assumed or discarded at will like underwear. John Kenneth Galbraith
I’m very lazy when it comes to taking care of my underwear. I should hand wash it all, but I can’t be bothered. So instead, I keep ruining stuff by putting it in the washing machine. Sara Sampaio
I got some new underwear the other day. Well, new to me. Emo Philips
I’m most comfortable in my bare shorts without any underwear and a T-shirt if I’m home. I definitely like to sleep naked. I don’t know how girls do it with thongs. Forget that! Adam Rodriguez
People were floored when they saw that the underwear bomber, after less than 50 minutes of interrogation, was given the rights, privileges, and immunities of an American citizen under the Constitution. Michele Bachmann
I do have a lucky pair of underwear. Brendan Fehr
When the Transportation Security Administration adopted body scanners at airports, activists wrote the Fourth Amendment on their underwear in metallic paint readable by the new devices. Dana Priest
When my father came over here penniless with $100 sewn into his underwear, thank God some well-meaning liberal didn’t come put his arm around him and say, ‘Let me take care of you.’ Ted Cruz
An Oklahoma girl like me wouldn’t even know how to be a diva. I’m just a person who has a cool job. I love to be at home. I rarely go to clubs… and I always wear underwear! I just know I’d fall down, and that’s not for everyone to see. Carrie Underwood
I receive underwear – some clean, some not. No joke. My assistant who helps me with my fan mail constantly threatens to quit because of what we get sent. Alex O’Loughlin
When it comes to underwear, there’s nothing worse than a visible panty line. Sometimes it seems like nobody knows that seamless underwear exists. But Calvin Klein makes them. Commando makes them. Hanky Panky makes them. You don’t need a drawer full; a few pairs will suffice. Brad Goreski
I don’t really believe in lucky things, but I wear lucky underwear as a joke. Julia Mancuso
I did a lot of lingerie modelling, like, for plus-size, like Macy’s and Dillard’s and Bloomingdale’s. I was, like, on a billboard in New York one time in, like, a bra and underwear. Yeah. Nia Jax
I was headed in the wrong direction. I didn’t think I’d make it to 21. My Uncle Chuck saved my life. He was a graphic designer, and he gave me my first sketchbook. In the front, he wrote, ‘Wear it like your underwear.’ Richard MacDonald
I am for the art of underwear and the art of taxicabs. I am for the art of ice cream cones dropped on concrete. Claes Oldenburg
I love the Army-Navy surplus store Surplus Value Center. They have really good long underwear and multicolored bandanas, cool camo jackets, and really, really scary-looking knives. If you’re into that sort of thing. Jill Soloway
I spent two weeks prancing around a studio in Queens in my underwear with nine other guys. They were long days. But what the hell, it was Calvin Klein. Michael Bergin
I think there’s something incredibly sexy about a woman wearing her boyfriend’s T-shirt and underwear. Calvin Klein
I have no superstitions. I don’t have to have a Sunday outfit. I don’t have socks or underwear I have to wear. Zach Johnson
My most famous commercial was for Fruit Of the Loom underwear. I took a lot of razzing from my classmates. Ian Ziering
I have loads of underwear, but only wear the bras because I never wear knickers. Katie Price
I see L.A. as a beautiful blonde with dirty underwear. David Boreanaz
I’ve always been big. I’m never going to be an underwear model. But I am who I am, and that has its advantages and disadvantages. CC Sabathia
He got up and there were both of us in our underwear and this kid goes through the whole thing again, all the closets, the bathroom, everything else and then he left. Rod Steiger
I don’t sound disloyal, but I’ve never had a pair of Marvel pyjamas or underwear. I do have a lot of Marvel figurines at home in a cabinet. Every time they make a new Marvel figure I put it in my cabinet. Stan Lee
The buyer is entitled to a bargain. The seller is entitled to a profit. So there is a fine margin in between where the price is right. I have found this to be true to this day whether dealing in paper hats, winter underwear or hotels. Conrad Hilton
My mother was always in those films where it’s the end of the world and a meteor’s about to hit London; there’s only six people left, and one of them’s in purple underwear. That was always my mother, running from this meteor in purple underwear and spraining her ankle. Paula Yates
I was married for 30 years. Isn’t that enough? I’ve had my share of dirty underwear on the floor. Martha Stewart
I own more pairs of Calvin Klein underwear than I can count. At any given time, I probably have 50 to 60 pairs on deck. I travel with an entire suitcase of underwear and t-shirts, and they’re all Calvin Klein. Trey Songz
Whenever you’re sitting across from some important person, always picture him sitting there in a suit of long red underwear. That’s the way I always operated in business. Joseph P. Kennedy
My mother was right: When you’ve got nothing left, all you can do is get into silk underwear and start reading Proust. Jane Birkin
These days, you have the option of staying home, blogging in your underwear, and not having your words mangled. I think I like the direction things are headed. Marc Andreessen
To be honest, the piece of clothing from a man’s wardrobe I wear most often, to bed and around the house, is my boyfriend’s underwear. I think it’s infinitely unfair that women are compelled to wear underwear with a comfort factor of zero whilst men stroll around in essentially the most comfortable item of clothing ever made. Emma Ishta
I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don’t have time for these clowns. Charlie Sheen
Domesticity has to mean nesting. Otherwise, six months go by, and you don’t know where your underwear is. Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio
I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet. Jonathan Evison
We are very luck to be women, so even if we’re wearing trousers, I always wear them with some lace underwear or a very feminine bra – I like that. Carine Roitfeld