Welcome to our delightful collection of pizza quotes! Pizza, the universally adored culinary masterpiece, has a special place in the hearts of food enthusiasts worldwide. Whether you savor its gooey cheese, zesty sauce, or crispy crust, pizza is more than just a dish; it’s an experience. From its humble origins in Italy to its global dominance as a favorite comfort food, pizza has woven itself into the fabric of countless cultures, celebrations, and memories.
Throughout history, pizza has inspired poets, philosophers, and everyday people to wax lyrical about its deliciousness. From humorous quips to profound reflections, the allure of pizza transcends boundaries of language and geography. Join us on a journey through the tantalizing world of pizza as we share a curated selection of quotes that capture the essence of this beloved culinary treasure. Below, you’ll find an array of quotes that you can use to adorn your social media feeds, decorate your kitchen walls, or simply enjoy as a reminder of the joy that pizza brings into our lives. Let’s dive into the delectable world of pizza quotes!
I want to buy pizza, but my players don’t want pizza; maybe they don’t love pizza. Because I said when we make a clean sheet, I will buy everybody a pizza. Maybe they wait until I say, ‘Okay, a good dinner.’ I told them, the clean sheet, I buy everybody a pizza. I think they wait until I improve my offer: ‘Okay, a pizza and a hot dog.’ Claudio Ranieri
I don’t eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza. Art Donovan
When my sister and I were kids, swimming down in Charleston, there was this pizza parlor that had this old Dixieland band play, and I just loved Louis Armstrong and the sound of his voice, and I got up there with the band and started singing Louis Armstrong songs when I was a kid. I have no idea why, but I did it and I loved it. Thomas Gibson
I love pizza. I want to marry it, but it would just be to eat her family at the wedding. Mike Birbiglia
I like to eat pizza and spaghetti pomodoro, and I’m crazy for dessert. I like all of them: cassata, cheesecake, biscuits. Stefano Gabbana
I would say that I love pizza so much that sometimes I eat pizza while I’m eating pizza. Like, I’m so content with myself with how it’s going that I’m like, ‘I should do this more,’ not realizing that the mouth is full. I’m just cramming pizza into my mouth. Mike Birbiglia
Sales went crazy when we made the pizza perfect. John Schnatter
I’m always in the mood for pizza. Emma Kenney
I write with pen and paper. I don’t have a mobile or computer, because I know how great they are. If I did, I’d never leave the house – you’d find me in six months, dead under a pile of pizza boxes. John Cooper Clarke
I ate everything – a lot of pizza, bags of chips and boxes of cookies. Now I love chicken, that’s all I eat. Robert Iler
Wealth is not a pizza, where if I have too many slices you have to eat the Domino’s box. P. J. O’Rourke
I do some concerts. At the moment, I’m being helped a lot by a gig I play in London, which is Pizza Express. Mose Allison
I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn’t go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni. Jason Segel
Pizza Express has been a real godsend for me. I’ve been working there for several years, six weeks a year. You can go to work every night and play. It’s a nice little club. It’s just about the right size for me, about 150 people. Mose Allison
And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza. Tiger Woods
Hating the Yankees is as American as pizza pie, unwed mothers, and cheating on your income tax. Mike Royko
We don’t promote or advocate people eating a whole pizza. John Schnatter
When I first started working on ‘Secret Diary,’ I definitely felt like I needed to shape up. The idea of being in my knickers on TV was a great incentive! Now I try to eat right, and I go to Bikram yoga three or four times a week. I have my ‘naughty’ days, and I indulge in pizza and cake, but so what! Ashley Madekwe
When you’re playing tag in Roblox; or when you’re working in a pizza restaurant; or when you’re flying as a bird – you’re there to have fun and be with your friends and to create things together. David Baszucki
The problem with all-or-nothing thinking is that it stops people even taking the first steps. The thought of never having pepperoni pizza again somehow turns into an excuse to keep ordering it every week. Michael Greger
Basically, Pizza Hut just backed out on the ad agency at the last minute. They got fired and we got fired. It was a simple as that. We do stuff like that on and off. Gene Ween
When I come to Chicago, I gorge myself. I get off the plane and start with Gene and Jude’s for two hot dogs with everything, swing by The Fudge Pot for a taffy apple and a turtle, chocolate clusters at Sarah’s Pastries and Candies and steak at Smith and Wollensky. I find time for Gino’s pizza within the next 12 hours. James Belushi
I love Japanese food and Chinese food and, oh my gosh, I would die if someone told me I couldn’t eat it… and pizza. I mean every once in a while. Taylor Hill
Eat some pizza, play some Xbox, watch some TV. Gross? Maybe. Me? Yes. Dustin Diamond
A guy friend and I went to California Pizza Kitchen, and a group of pretty girls came over to us and said, ‘You guys are gay, right?’ Chad Michael Murray
If you want to eat pizza, have the pizza. If you want to run 5 miles up a hill, cool, go run. Do whatever you want to do, but don’t let the size of your body and other people’s opinions about you stop you from living the life you deserve. Tess Holliday
Once you get into a routine of eating healthy, it hurts twice as much when you fall off the wagon. But it’s nice to have a few bites of something you like. I’m not a sweets person, but I love pasta and pizza – oh, buddy! Carrie Underwood
The guys in my band are great-we watch movies, we eat pizza, take walks, read books. Everybody has a really great sense of humor. And my boyfriend comes and visits me on the road. Lisa Loeb
Better ingredients, better pizza – it’s not a slogan. It’s a way of life. John Schnatter
My grandfather was a chef and would make everything himself, including the wine, and had his own huge pizza oven. All the neighbors used to come over and use it to bake their bread. Gino D’Acampo
My favorite splurge would be gluten-free pizza. Or I’m a total truffle addict so truffle mac and cheese. Patti Stanger
You get to where you kind of like it, and It’s a habit That’s hard to break. I still find myself sittin’ in a cafe, like a pizza parlor. Chris LeDoux
Remember a few years ago when Congress declared that the sauce on a slice of pizza should count as a vegetable in school lunches? You don’t have to be a nutritionist to know that this doesn’t make much sense. Michelle Obama
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat six. Yogi Berra
The actual, original ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,’ I have vague memories of because I was pretty small, but I loved, loved, loved it. I have only those weird, visceral little-kid memories: I remember the extreme flat, two dimensional green that was their skin or the weird pizza with no sauce – it was just like yellow, drippy cheese. Mae Whitman
I love Italian food; you can’t go wrong with Rosebud, and of course, I like Lou Malnati’s pizza. Shanola Hampton
If my writing comes to a halt, I head to the shops: I find them very inspirational. And if I get into real trouble with my plot, I go out for a pizza with my husband. Sophie Kinsella
As Andy says, being in this band in the early 1980s made you feel like you were part of a pizza. We were always one of the band, one of Duran Duran, or one of the Taylors. Roger Andrew Taylor
I was a pizza delivery boy at the Pizza Oven in Canton. I wanted to get fired so bad, I actually wrecked the delivery car, but they wouldn’t fire me because I was the only person they had working there. Marilyn Manson
I animated 20 years at Terry Toons. It’s important to know that animators like pizza and a raise once in a while, and you’ve got to treat them with love. Ralph Bakshi
I am a Gujarati by birth, but having spent most of the growing up years in Mumbai, I can eat all kinds of food, from pizza to Thai, but given a choice, I want to stick to Indian. Himesh Reshammiya
Someone recently played me ‘Combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell’ by Das Racist. That should be my theme song. Dhani Harrison
My daily diet consists of basically anything I think looks tasty, whether that’s pizza, sushi, burgers, quesadillas. I like everything. Cameron Dallas
I wanted to perform well for my mom and dad, because in high school, I didn’t have a job. My brothers, they worked at Pizza Hut or places like that, but sports, that was my way of giving back. Junior Seau
I think of dieting, then I eat pizza. Lara Stone
Every time a meteor comes close to the earth, we all think about the end of the world – but our internal soundtrack doesn’t turn off. We’re also thinking about pizza or passing a slow tractor or making a turn, and for a magical instant, our lives seem to be in conversation with the stars. Elif Batuman
Over the years, I have been a house painter, farm worker, paste-up artist, Easter Bunny, pizza delivery person, homeless shelter staff member, and counselor for adults and kids with mental illness – I quit my last real job in 2000 to work on writing full-time. Jennifer McMahon
I eat whatever I want. I don’t follow any diet. The reason I workout is so that I can eat. If it’s a bikini shoot, of course you should not eat a pizza a day before. Otherwise I am not a dieting kind of a person. If I am hungry, I make sure I eat. Amyra Dastur
I’m pretty boring with pizza toppings. I only ever eat margherita. If it’s ever anything else then I’ll just go ‘mmm’, pretend to eat it, then throw it in the bin. Conor Maynard
I always treat myself to one meal on Sundays when I can have whatever I want. Usually it’s pizza, which is my favorite indulgence. Beyonce Knowles
I would never win an award for not loving pizza. Dwayne Johnson
You can’t go wrong with pizza, unless it’s terrible pizza. Andy Kindler
I’ve realized that I’m more important than food is. I love a big slice of pizza, but I love myself more. Being thin is about changing the way you think about yourself. It’s about saying that you deserve to be healthy. Valerie Bertinelli
My breakdancing crew used to go to the mall and squat a piece of cardboard there; we had our jam box, and I’d spin on my head and make about forty bucks a day, which was pretty good back then. I was only 14 years old, so I would chase the girls around the mall and eat some pizza and have some change left over. Vanilla Ice
I grew up with a Mediterranean diet, so I like clean, simple food. But if there’s pizza on a menu, I always end up ordering it. I can’t resist it. Sara Sampaio
Ideas are like pizza dough, made to be tossed around. Anna Quindlen
Pizza makes me think that anything is possible. Henry Rollins
Cold pizza is a perfect breakfast, with lots of salt. Lemmy
Sometimes I’ll go for some Panda Express or a light margherita pizza. Ninja
We have our little restaurants, and there’s a beautiful beach that we go to in the summer and fall. We tend to have a lot of get-togethers, and if it’s at my house, we order pizza because I can’t cook. Katie Holmes
It starts in the home environment. If the parents eat bad? Those kids are going to eat bad. If they see their parents stopping at McDonald’s or Pizza Hut, then that’s what they’re going to eat as well. Donald Driver
It’s the old adage: You can make a pizza so cheap, nobody will eat it. You can make an airline so cheap, nobody will fly it. Gordon Bethune
The first time I had a martini was on the ‘Licorice Pizza’ set, so in the movie, when my character is like, ‘I’ve never had a martini before,’ that was the truth! Alana Haim
Neapolitans have always had their fast food. It’s called pizza. Luciano De Crescenzo
I will never have the willpower to completely swear off pizza or a good summer sale, but I’m working on realizing the difference between the occasional craving and the compulsion to mindlessly consume as a feeble means of self-medication. Dan Levy
There are going to be birthdays, weddings, BBQs and work dos and you are entitled to have a few drinks, a slice of cake, a pepperoni pizza or an Easter egg every now and then. Chloe Madeley
My favourite type of pizza is a Napoletana: tomatoes, mozzarella, and very few anchovies. It must have a thin base. Ennio Morricone
I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot. Jake Johnson
I would come home from school every Wednesday, order pizza, and watch ‘X-Files.’ I was devoted. Ben Foster
Acknowledging someone is an act of altruism in the first place, so converting that act of altruism into a pizza party or company fleece jacket or a gift card is fine, but it’s not in keeping with spirit in which it all began. Charles Best
All my friends were in college when I was making ‘Superbad.’ We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It wasn’t like I was going to nice restaurants or anything like that, and I lived like a frat guy. Eventually it was time to grow up, be healthy and be responsible. You can’t live like a kid forever, you know? Jonah Hill
I started out doing commercials, like Diet Coke and Pizza Hut. And I started to find there was a different life for me, in a different field. From there, I got a call from a director in Italy, and we did ‘Indio’ I and II, and that’s where it started. Marvin Hagler
There were times, especially when I was traveling for ‘Eat, Pray, Love,’ when, I swear to God, I would feel this weight of my female ancestors, all those Swedish farmwives from beyond the grave who were like, ‘Go! Go to Naples! Eat more pizza! Go to India, ride an elephant! Do it! Swim in the Indian Ocean. Read those books. Learn a language.’ Elizabeth Gilbert
If I could eat whatever I wanted every day, I would have Domino’s pizza with pasta carbonara inside every slice. And at night, I would have Neapolitan ice cream until I felt absolutely toxic. And then I would drift off telling myself, ‘It’s going to be O.K… It’s going to be O.K. you’re going to train in the morning.’ Robert Downey, Jr.
When I get home off a long week, I go to the gym, have a great workout, and then I go home and order a giant taco pizza with a pint of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. Seth Rollins
I remember in that red leisure suit I sort of felt like a Pizza Hut employee, and the white one was the ultimate, with the white turtleneck collar, that was the ultimate in bad taste. Johnny Depp
I dream about ‘Cheers.’ Like when you go on a diet and you dream of pizza. I always think of those wonderful years. I loved working on it. George Wendt
I stopped eating dairy; it’s hard, being from New York I have a soft spot in my heart for pizza. Noah Galvin
I typically like Sicilian pizza. Roy Choi
Life is full of challenges, but I always have the Three Ps: Passion, patience and persistence. And the fourth one is pizza. Butch Hartman
I don’t care if you’re doing haute cuisine or burgers and pizza, just do it right. Grant Achatz
I don’t eat fast food, but I can’t live without pizza. Trevor Donovan
Eataly is the greatest – it’s like food galore there. They have all of these little stations, like a pasta area and a pizza area. And they have the best gelato. Lilla Crawford
After a pay per view, I know there is TV the next day. But after Raw, I like to eat bad. I can have some pizza, French fries, a burger, live it up, a glass of wine – red, of course. Sasha Banks
I do love Italian food. Any kind of pasta or pizza. My new pig out food is Indian food. I eat Indian food like three times a week. It’s so good. Jennifer Love Hewitt
I have to admit I don’t like pizza. I love it. And I am prepared to do literally anything to get my hands on a slice. Liz Truss
I remember where I’m from. It’s like, ‘Dude, you used to work at Pizza Hut.’ I still have the hat. Maxwell
We are all human beings, and we all have insecurities, but it’s about being healthy and happy with yourself. I’m not perfect, and I will indulge in pizza and sweets on occasion. The goal is to make the majority of your decisions good for your body. So listen to your body, and treat it like your temple. Jacqueline MacInnes Wood
Everyone recognizes that’s a joke because obviously the number and shape of the pieces doesn’t affect the size of the pizza. And similarly, the stocks, bonds, warrants, etc., issued don’t affect the aggregate value of the firm. Merton Miller
I’ve had dates at the nicest restaurants, but when you leave, you’re starving, and the best part of the date is having a slice of pizza and a couple of drinks on the way home. I think it’s important to be able to roll with the punches and enjoy every minute of it. Meghan Markle
If properly dried and trimmed, New York-style pizza could be used to make a box for Chicago-style pizza. Nick Offerman
So I promise you that this State of the State, like a good pizza, will be delivered in 25 minutes or less. Ruth Ann Minner
Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn’t fat in. Vincent D’Onofrio
There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. Kevin James
At home, I have a healthy regular diet… But on the road, you find yourself at 11 o’clock at night, after a great show at a performing-arts center, and there’s nothing open but a pizza place. John Pinette
I’m a thin-crust pizza guy. I respect people who like thick crust, but in my view it’s mostly bread. Mike Leach
I remember having pizza at Shakey’s in Vancouver, Washington in 1973 and talking about the fact that eventually, everyone is going to be online and have access to newspapers and stuff, and wouldn’t people be willing to pay for information on a computer terminal. Paul Allen
Whether you agree with Trump or not, you can’t deny he looks like a piece of pizza with the cheese off. It’s just what it is. Amanda Seales
I stick to a clean diet with lots of organic food and raw juices. Every now and then, I have a slice of cake or pizza, though; you have to have cheat days to keep you going. Ashley Roberts
Once a Dinamo Zagreb coach saw me while I was eating a pizza and severely scolded me, telling me that I would be fat, I had to think about my health. In response, I ordered 10 pizzas and managed to eat 5, so next time he will have a strong think before treating his players in a bad way. Mario Mandzukic