Welcome to our comprehensive collection of payroll quotes, where insight meets inspiration in the realm of managing finances and human resources. Whether you’re an entrepreneur navigating the complexities of paying employees or a seasoned HR professional seeking motivation, these quotes encapsulate the essence of payroll management. From the intricacies of wage calculations to the broader implications of fair compensation, each quote offers a unique perspective on the vital role payroll plays in organizational success.
As you delve into the world of payroll quotes, prepare to be enlightened by the wisdom of industry leaders, thinkers, and visionaries. Discover pearls of wisdom that shed light on the significance of payroll accuracy, the importance of valuing employees, and the strategic implications of effective payroll management. Whether you’re seeking guidance, validation, or simply a dose of inspiration, our curated selection of quotes is sure to resonate with anyone involved in the payroll process.
Below, you’ll find a treasure trove of quotes waiting to be explored, shared, and reflected upon. So, whether you’re crafting a presentation, seeking motivation for your team, or simply looking to deepen your understanding of payroll dynamics, dive in and let the wisdom of these quotes guide you on your journey.
It is all very well and it sounds very seductive to say we are going to have harmonisation of regulations, but for example the way that funds are distributed around the states these days, you are positively penalised if you actually want to have say a lower payroll tax or sort of conditions. Campbell Newman
When I was starting a small printing shop in Wembley, I vividly remember coming out of the cinema, realising I had spent the two hours worrying about that month’s payroll, rather than focusing on the film. Grant Shapps
The revenue stream for Social Security benefits comes from payroll taxes, which are credited to the Social Security Trust Fund – accounting for the program’s finances separately from the rest of the budget. Jerome Powell
When you’re not on the payroll, and you want to continue the Beverly Wilshire lifestyle, but you’re only geared for a Holiday Inn existence, things are gonna catch up to you. Bobby Keys
Experience is something that you can’t teach. That feeling of how are you going to make payroll? How are you going to pay your rent? How are you spacing out paying your vendors? Those are things you can never learn in a book. Kendra Scott
Now, in New Jersey, we have more government workers per square mile than any state in America. But since I’ve been governor we now have fewer people on the state payroll at any time since Christie Whitman left office in January 2001. That’s the right direction, Mr. President, not the wrong direction. Chris Christie
A lifetime single worker really gets a horrid deal from Social Security. The return on average is less than 0.5 percent. These workers would be nearly better off stuffing their payroll tax dollars under a mattress. Stephen Moore
My pat line about the Cubs and payroll is that the amount of merchandise the Cubs would sell off a world series championship would more than cover for a big payroll. Billy Corgan
I’ve felt for some time that economics needs to be taught differently by economists who actually have had experience making a payroll or investing on Wall Street. When economics is taught by pure academics, watch out. Mark Skousen
I was Overflow. Another one I had was the Caped Crusader. Chamillionaire was Payroll. That was our group back then, Payroll and the Caped Crusader. We grew up on the same street so we lived a few houses down from each other. So we knew each other pretty much all our life. Paul Wall
In 2010 the U.S. will have a payroll tax rate increase, an estate tax increase, and income tax increases. There’s also a tax increase coming in 2010 on carried interest. This rate will rise from its current level of 15 percent to 35 percent, and then it will rise again in 2011. Arthur Laffer
It has to have a payroll tax that’s dedicated to Social Security. The Social Security tax has been very successful over the years in raising almost all of our elderly citizens out of poverty. James Roosevelt
It was 1981. I was working on a novel. And I put that novel aside one day after I read a newspaper article. The story said there were 19 women still on the pension payroll who were Confederate war widows. They were women who very early in their lives had married very old men. Allan Gurganus
I’ve made a payroll. I know what it’s like to execute a business plan. I know what it’s like to expect the proper return on investment… and I know you can’t spend your way out of debt. Linda McMahon
If you’re not putting enough away for emergencies or retirement, making commitments in advance, such as signing up for payroll withholding, can help. Richard Thaler
Every time I write an article pointing out there is no scientific consensus on the extent of man-made – as opposed to natural – climate change, or that attacks on genetically modified food are flawed, I am accused, quite seriously, of being on the payroll of Monsanto or Western Mining. Miranda Devine
I’ve never supported a wage tax and I’ve never supported a payroll tax. David Dewhurst
I wonder sometimes if manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things. Alan Coren
The reality is that the workforce relative to the number of people retired has shrunk and today in America there are only 3.3 working Americans paying payroll taxes to support each individual currently retired and collecting Social Security taxes. John Shadegg
I was $4,000 short on my first payroll. Tom Douglas
At Wikinvest, which got renamed Sigfig, we were constantly just two or three months away from not being able to make payroll. Parker Conrad
In ’38, this time I did a job for Mr. Stryker. I went on his payroll at about half the salary I was getting before, to cover what he called Harvest in Ohio. Ben Shahn
The way we designed self-driving payroll, it ends payroll as an independent system that you’re entering information in by hand. Parker Conrad
I like the fact that Donald Trump has been in the private sector. I like that he’s had to make a payroll. I like that he’s had to do projects. Erik Prince
The payroll tax is affecting sales. It’s causing sales declines. Fred DeLuca
Unlike most government programs, Social Security and, in part, Medicare are funded by payroll taxes dedicated specifically to them. Some of the tax revenue pays for current benefits; anything that’s left over goes into trust funds for the future. The programs were designed this way for political reasons. James Surowiecki
In normal times, at the beginning of each month, the federal government makes a cash advance to the Social Security Trust Fund called the ‘normalized tax transfer,’ in an amount equal to the estimated payroll taxes for the coming month. Jerome Powell
Russia does not have a modern economy: it’s a petro-power. The only thing it sells that the world wants to buy is oil and natural gas. When was the last time anyone bought a Russian computer? A Russian car? A Russian cell phone? Russia is so dependent on high energy prices that if oil falls below $100 a barrel, the Kremlin can’t meet payroll. Kathleen Troia McFarland
Electronic Accounting Systems processed my little payrolls like one big payroll. I did the selling, and the people I hired did most of the operations. Tom Golisano
Congress has changed the Social Security system over time, and over 20 times in the past Congress has raised taxes on Social Security in payroll taxes into the system. Chris Chocola
I have 120 people in my payroll without any government giving me any money. We live off the tickets and the records I sell. That is very unusual. Andre Rieu
Until part of your paycheck is regularly paid in Bitcoin, I’m not sure how it would really go mainstream. I can imagine places in the world where there are not functioning banking systems or payroll systems, where it could go mainstream first because you’re not trying to replace the way people are already doing something. Gavin Andresen
Like any small business owner, I experienced the pressures of building a company from the ground up – developing a business plan, balancing the books, meeting payroll and building a customer base. Gavin Newsom
Starting out, iRobot was not an economic rocket ship. It took six and a half years before we had enough money in the bank at the beginning of each month to make payroll. We always made it – we paid salaries at the end of the month, and I always had four weeks to figure things out. Colin Angle
When I was 18, I went into the army as a payroll clerk because otherwise I was headed for Korea. Julian Bream
Payroll savings plans are vital because they are essentially the only way that middle-class Americans reliably save for retirement. Richard Thaler
If you go from $7 to $15 in a very short period of time, potentially that could have a negative effect on some economies because that is a very big jump. And you’re saying to businesses that employ a large number of minimum wage workers, your payroll is basically going to double. That could have a negative impact. It would have to be studied. Andrew Cuomo
Steve Bannon was my right-hand man. He didn’t like me to say it, but he was on my payroll. Brock Pierce
For more than forty years, the United States Congress has shamelessly used payroll taxes intended for Social Security to fund big government spending. Mike Pence
If you move or get married, that has to be changed with HR, payroll, medical insurance, life insurance, etc. It is a huge administrative headache that requires a full-time staff. Parker Conrad
I’m all for lifting the payroll-tax cap, if only to make payroll taxes a little less regressive. Timothy Noah
The clearest way to cut some of this fiscal drag would be to extend the current payroll tax holiday and increase it – as proposed by President Barack Obama. This would cut the fiscal drag by almost half. Mark Zandi
I came up with the idea for what later became Paychex in 1970 when I was working for Electronic Accounting Systems, a company that sold payroll processing to companies with 50 to 1,000 employees. Tom Golisano
We picked a great marketplace. We were a pioneer in payroll processing for very small companies. And we had the perseverance and good fortune enough to stick it out. Tom Golisano
‘This will pass and it always does.’ I consistently have to keep telling myself that because being an entrepreneur means that you go to those dark places a lot, and sometimes they’re real. You’re wondering if you can you make payroll. There is a deadline, and you haven’t slept in a while. It’s real. Majora Carter
Everyone has a budget, I don’t care who you are. But they said if we are in a pennant race in the middle of the summer they are going to get some help with added payroll. Dusty Baker
I think that for the next short period of time, our No. 1 priority is Congress needs to do its work and extend the payroll tax cut. Jack Lew
When we started Workday, we were originally very focused on the core HR system. Then we added payroll, and then we got into performance management. Aneel Bhusri
Literally every single sliver of technology that makes the iPhone a smartphone instead of a stupidphone – internet, GPS, touchscreen, battery, hard drive, voice recognition – was developed by researchers on the government payroll. Rutger Bregman
The extension and expansion of the payroll tax holidays for workers would be number one on my list and key to avoiding recession. Mark Zandi
Open the borders to willing workers from any and all nations. They will create businesses that pay taxes, especially payroll taxes to fund Medicare and Social Security benefits of retiring baby boomers. Louis Navellier
It struck me that most businesses have less than 100 employees, but most payroll services were going after bigger companies. Tom Golisano
I run a small company with 18 employees on its payroll. Robert Zubrin
More retirees, longer life expectancy, larger benefits, and fewer workers – these trends have meant substantial increases in the payroll tax. Since the social security program began, the payroll tax has increased more than 500 percent. Alex Tabarrok
We were the leaders of a company at the age of 15 with lawyers, tax advisers and managers around us, all on our payroll. A huge chunk of responsibility rested on our shoulders, which at the same time was a good thing since we hate superiors. Bill Kaulitz
I would give relief from the first $10,000 of the payroll tax. I would allow small businesses to accelerate depreciation so they would have an incentive to buy now rather than defer. I would also give to the states $40 billion of relief. Bob Graham
The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday. Art Rooney
Starting my own business was kind of a wakeup call in a number of different ways. I had to meet a payroll every week, and we had to satisfy customers, and we had competitors that we had to compete with in order to have those customers come into our stores, and we had to compete with other employers for our employees. John Mackey
If we lower the payroll tax, will Americans let us raise it again? I don’t think so. Marcia Fudge
I have run large organizations, I know what it takes to create a healthy business climate, and I have more experience than Jerry Brown doing that. So it’ll be a stark contrast, a career politician vs. someone who has met a payroll, gotten a return on investment, knows how to use technology to do more with less. Meg Whitman
The curious thing is Americans don’t mind individual mandates when they come in the form of payroll taxes to buy mandatory public insurance. In fact, that’s the system we call Social Security and Medicare, and both are so popular politicians dare not touch them. Robert Reich
Money has to be put in the way a club feels it should. If you put money in a new ballpark, that helps to generate revenue so you can spend more money. It should be spent to make the club’s operations the best. That will help in the end, and it will mean enhanced payroll. Bud Selig
Most churches are run by preachers who went to seminaries, who decided to be preachers when they were 18, 19, 20 years old. These preachers never met a payroll. They don’t know how the world works. Rodney Stark
Zenefits is basically a service that manages all of your payroll, benefits, and associated HR details that come along with those. Dealing with new employee onboarding, offer letters, and managing that – and we do it for free. Parker Conrad
You know, in the beginning when your first payroll comes up and you have to borrow money to meet the payroll, you lose sleep the night before, and you say to yourself real fast, ‘Well, maybe I should keep working a couple more years. It’s sobering. Bill Kurtis
I can make a firm pledge, under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes. Barack Obama
I actually once sat at the back of a payroll class in America – just me and 40 women! And I’m sitting back there, learning payroll, because I want to understand it. So that when I talk to people about payroll I know what they’re talking about. And I set up and managed and ran a full payroll system myself. David Perry
In our early days, being recognized on any list of great companies was hard to imagine. There were times when we sold the office furniture to make payroll. Bobby Kotick
You never want to be in a position where you can’t make payroll. Brian Acton