Welcome to our collection of married quotes, where love, commitment, and partnership intertwine in beautiful words. Marriage, an institution celebrated across cultures and generations, is a profound union between two souls embarking on a journey of shared dreams, challenges, and joys. From the solemn vows exchanged at the altar to the everyday moments of laughter and support, marriage encompasses a spectrum of emotions and experiences that shape and enrich our lives.
Throughout history, poets, writers, philosophers, and everyday individuals have sought to capture the essence of marriage in words that resonate with the heart. Whether it’s the tender affection expressed in a whispered promise or the enduring strength found in weathering life’s storms together, married quotes encapsulate the myriad facets of this timeless bond. As you explore the sentiments shared by others, may you find inspiration, reflection, and perhaps even a deeper appreciation for the love that binds us together. Without further ado, let the wisdom and beauty of married quotes illuminate your journey ahead.
I just put on what the lady says. I’ve been married three times, so I’ve had lots of supervision. Upton Sinclair
Now, it’s true I married my wife for her looks… but not the ones she’s been givin’ me lately. Jeff Foxworthy
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married. Benjamin Disraeli
I’m wide open to getting married, but actors are not easy people to date. You end up sharing that person with this other mistress that is their career. I very much like the traditional courtship method of making a date. That’s what they do in normal places, but Hollywood’s not normal. Seth MacFarlane
The key to life is your attitude. Whether you’re single or married or have kids or don’t have kids, it’s how you look at your life, what you make of it. It’s about making the best of your life wherever you are in life. Candace Bushnell
I’m married to football, baseball is my girlfriend. Deion Sanders
Getting married, for me, was the best thing I ever did. I was suddenly beset with an immense sense of release, that we have something more important than our separate selves, and that is the marriage. There’s immense happiness that can come from working towards that. Nick Cave
Carry your Bible and live by it. There’s a better chance that you will stay married if that much is true for either one of you – male or female. Phil Robertson
Tom Landry is a perfectionist. If he was married to Raquel Welch, he’d expect her to cook. Don Meredith
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men. Nikola Tesla
I married up. He’s an intelligent and kind soul. Matt Bomer
There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again. Clint Eastwood
When people get married because they think it’s a long-time love affair, they’ll be divorced very soon, because all love affairs end in disappointment. But marriage is a recognition of a spiritual identity. Joseph Campbell
If I get married, I want to be very married. Audrey Hepburn
I want to be a young dad. By 25 or 26 I want to see myself, like, married or start looking for a family. Justin Bieber
Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we’ve always had: work, or prison. Tim Allen
I became married at a young age and had two daughters and divorced at 26. I had to go on welfare to make ends meet. I had no way to support myself. Clarissa Pinkola Estes
Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature. Aeschylus
I married beneath me, all women do. Nancy Astor
Little Red Riding Hood was my first love. I felt that if I could have married Little Red Riding Hood, I should have known perfect bliss. Charles Dickens
Student loans are delaying retirements. They’re suppressing the housing market. They’re suffocating new business formation. They’re even leading young people to delay getting married and having children. Annie Lowrey
When people get married young, you don’t really understand the true definition of marriage. Kevin Hart
I am not married anymore. I hate marriage… but it’s okay now. Eric-Emmanuel Schmitt
At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other. Ann Landers
You would think that a rock star being married to a supermodel would be one of the greatest things in the world. It is. David Bowie
I would be married, but I’d have no wife, I would be married to a single life. Charles Bukowski
Financial independence is paramount. My mom always says that when a woman is financially independent, she has the ability to live life on her own terms. I think that was the soundest advice that I ever got. No matter where you go in life or who you get married to, you have to be financially independent – whether you use it or not. Priyanka Chopra
It’s tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won’t drink from my glass. Rodney Dangerfield
In married life three is company and two none. Oscar Wilde
The desire to get married, which – I regret to say, I believe is basic and primal in women – is followed almost immediately by an equally basic and primal urge – which is to be single again. Nora Ephron
Organic buildings are the strength and lightness of the spiders’ spinning, buildings qualified by light, bred by native character to environment, married to the ground. Frank Lloyd Wright
As you get older, you have more responsibilities; you have more commitments, more events, kids, you’re married now. You still have all the things that you’ve had, plus you just keep adding. Tom Brady
My whole working philosophy is that the only stable happiness for mankind is that it shall live married in blessed union to woman-kind – intimacy, physical and psychical between a man and his wife. I wish to add that my state of bliss is by no means perfect. D. H. Lawrence
The formula for achieving middle-class success is simple: Finish high school; don’t have a child before the age of 20; and get married before having the child. Larry Elder
The whole 1950s notion was find the right girl, get married, move to the suburbs and then hang out with the guys while she stayed home with the babies. I felt that was sort of sad. Hugh Hefner
You don’t really need to get married, but marriage is awfully nice. Everybody I know who got married, they say it really makes a difference. They feel very, very happy about it. Lily Tomlin
All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner. Red Skelton
Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house. Rod Stewart
I was married to Margaret Joan Howe in 1940. Although not a scientist herself she has contributed more to my work than anyone else by providing a peaceful and happy home. Frederick Sanger
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They’re too considerate to get married. Finley Peter Dunne
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny
It is really rare to find someone you really, really love and that you want to spend your life with and all that stuff that goes along with being married. I am one of those lucky people. And I think she feels that way too. So the romantic stuff is easy because you want them to be happy. Harry Connick, Jr.
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. H. L. Mencken
Before I was married to Martin and became a King, I was a proud Scott, shaped by my mother’s discernment and my father’s strength. Coretta Scott King
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married? Barbra Streisand
There is nothing in the world like the devotion of a married woman. It is a thing no married man knows anything about. Oscar Wilde
I am still married, yes – no children. I have Benzo, though; he’s my dog, a Lhasa apso. Archie Panjabi
I like being Jewish and I married a Jewish girl. It’s like a way of life and it’s good to be able to instil some of that sense of being in your kids. All of that makes me seem as though I am quite observant but actually the flipside of this is I don’t know if there is a God or not. Grant Shapps
My oldest daughter got married, she had a wedding in Hawaii and a reception in Nashville, and in between I had a Cup date in Dauphin, Manitoba. Barry Trotz
I don’t know if I’ll ever get married. I have no plans to not get married. Hozier
I married an archaeologist because the older I grow, the more he appreciates me. Agatha Christie
I think same sex couples should be able to get married. Barack Obama
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. Jackie Mason
Yes the moustache appeared for the first time about 10 years ago and it was grown as a joke of course but I discovered I quite liked it. I preferred it and my wife prefers it. I got married in it and she wont come near me when Im clean shaven. Mike Wozniak
I’ve been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one would take the garbage out. Lee Grant
When my, British-Church of England mother married my, Canadian-Jewish Father, the deal was that she would embrace Judaism, but wouldn’t give up her Christmas tree. So, I grew up with Christmas every year. I loved it then and I love it now. Hilary Farr
Rituals are important. Nowadays it’s hip not to be married. I’m not interested in being hip. John Lennon
Every day I grapple between ‘I’m going to get married’ and ‘I’m going to spend the rest of my life alone with a poodle.’ SZA
Married couples who work together to build and maintain a business assume broad responsibilities. Not only is their work important to our local and national economies, but their success is central to the well-being of their families. Melissa Bean
When my cousin sister got married to a Muslim boy, my family was baffled. All the brothers had abandoned her. But I said there is nothing wrong in it. We have not lost our sister. In fact, we got another family member in the form of that boy. Nana Patekar
It’s better to be married to someone who hates your politics than someone who hates your momma. James Carville
Most people marry their mother. I married my father. Wayne Gretzky
When I get married, it’ll be no secret. Elvis Presley
People stay married because they want to, not because the doors are locked. Paul Newman
When it’s over, I want to say: all my life I was a bride married to amazement. I was the bridegroom, taking the world into my arms. Mary Oliver
If women were particular about men’s characters, they would never get married at all. George Bernard Shaw
To me, it’s not the end of the world if I end up not being with someone. I love romance. I love sex. I love men’s company, but I don’t feel I have to be married. Men are a wonderful part of life, like chocolate. But my life goes on whether they’re there or not. Jerry Hall
I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died. Bernie Mac
You’re not going to hear me sing about being on a tractor or being married… because I don’t know anything about that. Christian Kane
I mean, I’m married to an academic oncologist, a cancer doctor, okay? He and his colleagues are some of the most conscientious, devoted, hard-working, conventional bourgeois people in the known universe. They are the people that keep this society going. Amy Wax
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished. Zsa Zsa Gabor
I’m a good son, a good father, a good husband – I’ve been married to the same woman for 30 years. I’m a good friend. I finished college, I have my education, I donate money anonymously. So when people criticize the kind of characters that I play on screen, I go, ‘You know, that’s part of history.’ Samuel L. Jackson
Well married a person has wings, poorly married shackles. Henry Ward Beecher
The film that I go on about and drive people mad is ‘Don’t Look Now’ with Julie Christie and Donald Sutherland. It’s the best married couple acting you have ever seen in any film, the way they are together. Brett Goldstein
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too. H. L. Mencken
I would probably have more in common with a whale than with a bourgeois married couple employed at worthy institutions that I would wipe from the face of the earth if it was given to me to do so. Che Guevara
I’m married to the theater but my mistress is the films. Oskar Werner
I’m married to a dear little girl who holds a bachelor’s degree from the University of Pennsylvania and a master’s degree from the University of Pennsylvania and a Ph.D. degree from the University of Pennsylvania. Percy Julian
I was never against marriage per se. Before feminism, I didn’t think you had any choice. In fact, for a long time I always assumed I would get married. I just didn’t see any marriages I wanted to emulate, so I kept putting it off. Gloria Steinem
If I get married in the future, I want to have a relationship like friends with my other half. It’d be best if we can communicate often. Lee Min-ho
It’s a funny thing that when a man hasn’t anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married. Robert Frost
I’m married. My wife, Stella – a beautiful woman. She’s brought a lot of peace to my life, a lot of wisdom. Anthony Hopkins
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! Tommy Cooper
Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives. Samuel Johnson
I’m a married woman. I love my husband; I have a good life. Gennifer Flowers
You have to want to be married to someone. You have to feel that reciprocated. Marriage for marriage’s sake doesn’t make any sense to me, and I found someone with whom I could put my money where my mouth is, I guess. Anne Hathaway
Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. Johnny Carson
Sex is the most beautiful thing that can take place between a happily married man and his secretary. Barry Humphries
I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. Rita Rudner
My husband Farhan Azmi is a restaurateur and owns three restaurants in Mumbai. After we got married, we started planning a cafe, Chai Cofi, and got busy in executing it. It is not easy to open a restaurant. I always wanted to get into the business of restaurants and was fortunate enough that Farhan’s knowledge taught me a lot of things. Ayesha Takia
I got married when I was a first-year medical student and my husband was pursuing Nephrology in the same college. Tamilisai Soundararajan
Have you ever asked yourselves what you are going to do when you grow up? In all likelihood you will get married, and before you know where you are, you will be mothers and fathers; and you will then be tied to a job, or to the kitchen, in which you will gradually wither away. Is that all that your life is going to be? Jiddu Krishnamurti
It was so cold I almost got married. Shelley Winters
People were saying that David Geffen and I had gotten married and it just blew me away. Not that they thought I was gay, but that they thought I could land a guy that hot. Keanu Reeves
Regarding marriage, it – somehow, it didn’t happen. One fellow in such a big family not getting married is not an issue. A. P. J. Abdul Kalam
Anyone who’s married to Mariah Carey – I’m pretty sure – doesn’t have a great sense of humor. I mean, let’s be honest: she’s ridiculous. What is her game plan? Chelsea Handler
I would rather be a beggar and single than a queen and married. Elizabeth I
For me, I purely enjoyed being newly married and being a wife to my husband, a good housewife, and enjoying with my in-laws. Esha Deol
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year’s Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you’re married to. P. J. O’Rourke
You get excited about getting married, aight, but after you’re married for awhile, you gotta have a process to make it work, aight. Nick Saban