Welcome to the world of Les Dennis, where wit, humor, and charm converge to create memorable moments both on and off the stage. Les Dennis is a renowned British comedian, actor, and television presenter, celebrated for his quick wit and impeccable comedic timing. With a career spanning decades, he has graced audiences with his infectious laughter and endearing personality, leaving a lasting impression on the entertainment industry.
From his early days in stand-up comedy to his iconic roles in television shows such as Family Fortunes and Coronation Street, Les Dennis has become a household name, beloved by audiences of all ages. His ability to effortlessly blend humor with sincerity has endeared him to fans around the globe, making him a true icon in the world of entertainment. Whether he’s delivering punchlines on stage or bringing characters to life on screen, Les Dennis never fails to captivate audiences with his unique brand of comedy.
Below, you’ll find a collection of Les Dennis quotes that showcase his wit, insight, and comedic genius. These quotes can be copied, shared on social media, or even adorned with stylish fonts to add a touch of flair. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the humor and wisdom of Les Dennis.
I got a little bit pleased with myself. I didn’t buy a Rolls-Royce or anything like that but I didn’t see my biological family for a while. I was getting a bit self-important and they told me. They dragged me back. Les Dennis
As a young comedian playing the working men’s clubs in the 70s, I’d been in awe of Dustin Gee. Les Dennis
I’ve never watched any videos of my time on ‘Celebrity Big Brother’. Honestly. It’s something I could save for when I’m an old man. It was a watershed, the catalyst to the end of my second marriage. Les Dennis
Extras changed the public’s perception of me hugely – they saw there was more to me than just this bloke off the telly. Les Dennis
Try your best not to let others down, and don’t do anything that will lose you sleep at night. Les Dennis
I changed Philip’s nappies when he was a baby and did my fair share of getting up and rocking him to sleep. Bringing up a little girl will be a different experience for me. Les Dennis
On the old passports, mine used to say ‘entertainer’, but now on forms I say ‘actor’. But I still worry that people will think I’m a charlatan. Les Dennis
I can remember going to the north-east clubs and having the hardest time of my life on stage and saying to myself, ‘I’m not coming off.’ And I would go through an hour’s material in 20 minutes. Les Dennis
I resisted emotional involvement for a while because I didn’t believe it could work. Les Dennis
I’d love to do Shakespeare. I’ve been asked to do Malvolio but for one reason or another haven’t been able. On a school trip to the Royal Shakespeare Company at Stratford I saw the great Emrys James as Feste and it’s always been a role I’ve coveted. Les Dennis
I made the decision to go on stage after my father died. And he would have wanted me to. But I won’t try and plug huge grief up with the false world of show-business ever again. Les Dennis
Being a parent is a tiring business. Les Dennis
A lot of the comics called me Bronco because I wouldn’t get off – if I had to do an hour, I would stand there, even if it wasn’t going well. I knew comics that would climb out of dressing room windows after they’d done their first spot. Les Dennis
I wish I’d gone to university. I had the opportunity to go to Oxford but by then I’d already started as a comedian. Les Dennis
I am a very honest, open person and I think there is a tendency in celebrity autobiographies to gloss over certain things which have happened. Les Dennis
If I’d been doing the cabaret circuit or the club circuit or the Saturday night telly that was around in the 80s, I wouldn’t be around any more, because those shows have fallen by the wayside. So I have had to keep changing. Les Dennis
If I go out to a house and it’s half empty I prefer to think it’s half full. And I trust people. Even if it all goes wrong you go again. Les Dennis
My thing has always been to change tack, do something that challenges me. Les Dennis
I love coming to Edinburgh and last time I was here, Claire and I found out we were expecting our daughter Eleanor, so it’s a place dear to my heart. Les Dennis
I wish people would listen rather than rush around in their own world. There’s a danger that we are becoming stuck in a bubble and losing the ability to communicate. Les Dennis
It annoys me how expensive it is to live in London, but I think that annoys everyone. Les Dennis
But the one thing you can say about me is that I’m very resilient. I always bounce back. I’m like a rubber ball. Les Dennis
When I power-walk with a couple of mates, it’s like a men’s club. We talk about what it’s like to be, well, men. It works as exercise and therapy. Les Dennis
My whole break-up with Amanda Holden was in the papers for three years and my dogs were photographed being taken for walks more than any in Britain. They’re two Cairn terriers. I don’t have them now, though, she has them. Les Dennis
I am a big self-doubter. I suffer from Impostor Syndrome. Whenever I start a new job, I think: ‘I’m going to be found out.’ I don’t have a huge ego or enormous belief in my own talent. Les Dennis
Every city has comedians who tap into local culture and have success but don’t travel well. Les Dennis
Phil’s a lovely, lovely boy. He’s 33, but I still call him my ‘boy’. He was young when ‘Family Fortunes’ started, and there’s a lovely photo of him holding up a clapperboard for me on set. Les Dennis
I hoped doing ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ would reboot my career: if you can’t beat them, join them. It’s tough because you want to be known for your work rather than just for who you are, you know? Les Dennis
I do sometimes stop and think. I mean, I’m 62 now and I’ve got a child on my shoulders and he could be my grandson. Les Dennis
Every night in ‘Hairspray’ we will be doing a vocal warmup, so I hope that will improve the muscles. It is a muscle, and we’ve not been using it – anybody that is on stage, that is. Les Dennis
One thing that continues to worry me is Phil’s naivety. It’s lovely in ways, but as his dad I don’t want him ever to be taken advantage of because of his niceness. Les Dennis
And if I hadn’t done ‘Celebrity Big Brother’, I wouldn’t have got ‘Extras’, so in the long run what was seen as a terrible mistake turned out well. Les Dennis
There have been some bad times, some very low points in my life. Doing ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ was certainly one of them. When I came out my phone didn’t ring for a very long time. Les Dennis