Welcome to a compilation of insightful and witty quotes by the talented comedian, writer, and actress Laura Kightlinger. With her razor-sharp wit and keen observations on life, Kightlinger has left an indelible mark on the world of comedy. Known for her distinctive voice and fearless humor, she fearlessly explores the quirks and absurdities of human nature, making audiences laugh while also provoking thought.
Born and raised in Jamestown, New York, Laura Kightlinger rose to prominence as a writer and performer on the groundbreaking sketch comedy show Mr. Show with Bob and David. She went on to carve out a successful career in stand-up comedy, television, and film, earning accolades for her unique perspective and comedic brilliance. Whether she’s dissecting the complexities of relationships, poking fun at societal norms, or offering hilarious anecdotes from her own life, Kightlinger’s humor is as insightful as it is entertaining.
Below, you’ll find a collection of Laura Kightlinger’s most memorable quotes, ready to inspire, entertain, and perhaps even challenge your perspective. Feel free to use these quotes in your own projects whether it’s placing them on an image, enhancing them with stylish fonts, or simply sharing them with friends. After all, Kightlinger’s words are meant to be enjoyed and shared with others.
I really detest movies like ‘Indecent Proposal’ and ‘Pretty Woman’ because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that’s such a small part of it. Laura Kightlinger
We’ve all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves. Laura Kightlinger
I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy. Laura Kightlinger
I guess I just feel bad that I’m still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now. Laura Kightlinger
I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I’m lost or I can’t find a parking space. Laura Kightlinger
I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That’s what keeps me going. Laura Kightlinger
I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I’m dead. Laura Kightlinger
I have to find work wherever it might be hiding. Laura Kightlinger
I’m all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: ‘What will I do next, so I’m not broke?’ Laura Kightlinger
Women can really be who they are. I’m about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation. Laura Kightlinger