Welcome to our collection of Wife Quotes, a treasure trove of words that celebrate the special bond between spouses. Whether you’re looking for heartwarming expressions of love, humorous anecdotes about married life, or poignant reflections on the joys and challenges of being a wife, you’ve come to the right place. In this compilation, you’ll find a diverse range of quotes that capture the essence of marriage, from the deep emotional connection to the everyday moments that make a partnership unique. So, whether you’re searching for inspiration, want to express your feelings, or simply appreciate the beauty of married life, our collection of Wife Quotes has something for everyone.
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We were at a beach one summer, and I had a bathing suit on. My wife looked at me and said: ‘Boy, you are skinny, aren’t you?’ I said: ‘Honey, I’d like to remind you that it was minor defects like this that kept me from getting a better wife.’ Lou Holtz
The husband who decides to surprise his wife is often very much surprised himself. Voltaire
Never in any case say I have lost such a thing, but I have returned it. Is your child dead? It is a return. Is your wife dead? It is a return. Are you deprived of your estate? Is not this also a return? Epictetus
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. First, let her think she’s having her own way. And second, let her have it. Lyndon B. Johnson
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher. Socrates
It is better to be the widow of a hero than the wife of a coward. Dolores Ibarruri
Next door, there’s an old man who lived to his nineties and one day passed away in his sleep. And his wife, she stayed for a couple of days and passed away. I’m sorry, I know that’s a strange way to tell you that I know we belong. Ben Folds
He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief. Francis Bacon
I live in a house in a forest about 20 minutes out of Copenhagen, with my actress wife Rikke and my four children – my son Louis, 20, from a previous relationship, and our three: Charlie, ten, Miles, eight, and Nomi, six. Kim Bodnia
For me, I purely enjoyed being newly married and being a wife to my husband, a good housewife, and enjoying with my in-laws. Esha Deol
I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, ‘Get off me, you two!’ Emo Philips
I think most of us are raised with preconceived notions of the choices we’re supposed to make. We waste so much time making decisions based on someone else’s idea of our happiness – what will make you a good citizen or a good wife or daughter or actress. Nobody says, ‘Just be happy – go be a cobbler or go live with goats.’ Sandra Bullock
When I’m doing a movie, I’m not doing anything else. It’s all about the movie. I don’t have a wife. I don’t have a kid. Nothing can get in my way… I’ve made a choice, so far, to go on this road alone. Because this is my time. This is my time to make movies. Quentin Tarantino
I guess I have always been deeply terrified to really be someone’s wife since I know from life one cannot love another, ever, really. Marilyn Monroe
Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye. Thomas Fuller
I am a daughter, a sister, a wife and a mother. I am a friend of women and I am their advocate. Carre Otis
A wife should no more take her husband’s name than he should hers. My name is my identity and must not be lost. Lucy Stone
Through devotion, your family cares become more peaceful, mutual love between husband and wife becomes more sincere, the service we owe to the prince more faithful, and our work, no matter what it is, becomes more pleasant and agreeable. Saint Francis de Sales
Behind every successful man is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law. Hubert H. Humphrey
I mean, I had probably an illusion of being the wife that, you know, I wanted to create a home. I wanted to have children. I wanted him to be a husband. It was never going to be that way. It couldn’t be that way. Priscilla Presley
The relationship between husband and wife should be one of closest friends. B. R. Ambedkar
The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It’s a choice you make – not just on your wedding day, but over and over again – and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife. Barbara De Angelis
All you need for happiness is a good gun, a good horse, and a good wife. Daniel Boone
The true index of a man’s character is the health of his wife. Cyril Connolly
I’m not saying my wife’s a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer. Bob Monkhouse
In many walks of life, a conscience is a more expensive encumbrance than a wife or a carriage. Thomas de Quincey
Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed. Geoffrey Chaucer
Yes the moustache appeared for the first time about 10 years ago and it was grown as a joke of course but I discovered I quite liked it. I preferred it and my wife prefers it. I got married in it and she wont come near me when Im clean shaven. Mike Wozniak
Happiness does not come from football awards. It’s terrible to correlate happiness with football. Happiness comes from a good job, being able to feed your wife and kids. I don’t dream football, I dream the American dream – two cars in a garage, be a happy father. Barry Sanders
My wife and I had dinner in San Francisco four or five times. Jim Harbaugh
Nixon was the most dishonest individual I have ever met in my life. He lied to his wife, his family, his friends, his colleagues in the Congress, lifetime members of his own political party, the American people and the world. Barry Goldwater
When I think of a merry, happy, free young girl – and look at the ailing, aching state a young wife generally is doomed to – which you can’t deny is the penalty of marriage. Queen Victoria
I guess I’ve got a smart wife. Yogi Berra
An oligarchy of race, where the Saxon rules the African, might be endured; but this oligarchy of sex which makes father, brothers, husband, sons, the oligarchs over the mother and sisters, the wife and daughters of every household… carries discord and rebellion into every home of the nation. Susan B. Anthony
So far as I am concerned, I could not be accused of having set eyes, or having wished to set eyes, upon Darius’ wife: on the contrary, I have refused even to listen to those who spoke to me of her beauty. Alexander the Great
The man who loves other countries as much as his own stands on a level with the man who loves other women as much as he loves his own wife. Theodore Roosevelt
I have known more men destroyed by the desire to have wife and child and to keep them in comfort than I have seen destroyed by drink and harlots. William Butler Yeats
I loved the fact that Obama is multi-racial. I thought that was terrific, as my wife is the same racial make-up. Clint Eastwood
My wife’s half-Indian, her father’s from Uganda and she was born in Canada. Her sister speaks French and their family speaks a little Gujarati, and I’m talking about Gujarati from 1940! And just think – Rajpal Yadav in the middle of all this. What a contrast! Rajpal Yadav
I consider myself an atheist. My wife is Jewish. And I’m fine with my son being raised as a Jew. He’s learning Hebrew and is really into it. I will talk to my own son about my atheism when the time is right. But there’s a great tradition of Jewish atheism, there are no better atheists in the world than the Jews. Paul Giamatti
I’m a man of faith. I only fear God, and my wife – sometimes. Lech Walesa
I’ve managed to convince my wife that somewhere in the Bible it says, ‘Man cannot have too many shotguns and fishing poles.’ Norman Schwarzkopf
Through the feigned fury of divine emotion, the wife of the great one will be badly wronged. Judges, wishing to condemn such a doctrine, the victim will be sacrificed to the ignorant people. Nostradamus
A good husband makes a good wife. John Florio
A good wife always forgives her husband when she’s wrong. Milton Berle
My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield
Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave. Martin Luther
A real man loves his wife, and places his family as the most important thing in life. Nothing has brought me more peace and content in life than simply being a good husband and father. Frank Abagnale
No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed. Godfrey Winn
At age 11, I went to a Jewish school. I speak Yiddish. I’m Church of England Protestant. My father was Catholic, and my mother was Protestant. My wife is a Muslim. Michael Caine
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing. Joey Adams
A good wife is one who serves her husband in the morning like a mother does, loves him in the day like a sister does and pleases him like a prostitute in the night. Chanakya
Wealth – any income that is at least one hundred dollars more a year than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband. H. L. Mencken
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip
Unfortunately, everyone thought that Teri Hatcher was my wife. Matter of fact, I would be with my wife, holding my wife’s hand at a football game, and someone would come up to me and say, ‘Hey, I love those commercials you do with your wife.’ My kids almost had shirts made up that said, ‘Teri Hatcher is not my mom.’ Howie Long
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife. Jane Austen
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet – it was a marriage of convenience! Tommy Cooper
You can say what you want about me, but don’t mess with my wife. Paul Henderson
MySpace is my wife… Facebook is my mistress. Paulo Coelho
There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends. Homer
What is the price of experience? Do men buy it for a song? Or wisdom for a dance in the street? No, it is bought with the price of all the man hath, his house, his wife, his children. William Blake
Caesar’s wife must be above suspicion. Julius Caesar
I have often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can’t get my wife to go swimming. Jimmy Carter
My wife Marina likes salad and fish and I have reduced my meat consumption to just three times a week. It wouldn’t take much to go vegetarian and I may well make that decision soon. Ben Fogle
Years ago I met Richard Burton in Port Talbot, my home town, and afterwards he passed in his car with his wife, and I thought, ‘I want to get out and become like him’. Not because of Wales, because I love Wales, but because I was so limited as a child at school and so bereft and lonely, and I thought becoming an actor would do that. Anthony Hopkins
Who deserves more credit than the wife of a coal miner? Mother was one. Merle Travis
My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive. Rodney Dangerfield
The two most frightening words in Washington are ‘bipartisan consensus.’ Bipartisan consensus is when my doctor and my lawyer agree with my wife that I need help. P. J. O’Rourke
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de Montaigne
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife’s clothes. Thomas Dewar
I was a queen, and you took away my crown; a wife, and you killed my husband; a mother, and you deprived me of my children. My blood alone remains: take it, but do not make me suffer long. Marie Antoinette
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d come in and sink my boats. Woody Allen
Heaven will be no heaven to me if I do not meet my wife there. Andrew Jackson
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. Henny Youngman
If you treat your wife like a thoroughbred, you’ll never end up with a nag. Zig Ziglar
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. Groucho Marx
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny
If you marry a man who cheats on his wife, you’ll be married to a man who cheats on his wife. Ann Landers
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me. Winston Churchill
My wife holds the kite strings that let me go ‘weeeeeee’, then she reels me back in. Jeff Bridges
My wife Maya Bhate is from Pune. My daughters Diya and Keya, and I, are regular visitors to the city, since her family is based here. Victor Banerjee
Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife. Franz Schubert
I love the Kanye West, I respect the Kanye West, but his wife look like fat penguin. She eat too much cheeseburger and she have no moderation. The Iron Sheik
Intelligence is the wife, imagination is the mistress, memory is the servant. Victor Hugo
The game is my wife. It demands loyalty and responsibility, and it gives me back fulfillment and peace. Michael Jordan
I was raised by strong women, and that DNA is in my daughter and wife. Dwayne Johnson
Don’t ask yourself what the world needs. Ask yourself, ‘What makes me come alive?’ Because what the world – a wife, a child – needs is men who have come alive. John Eldredge
The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife. Will Durant
Behind every successful enterprise, there is a supporting wife and surprised in-laws. Scott Cook
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once. E. Joseph Cossman
I think a guitar solo is how my emotion is most freely released, because verbal articulation isn’t my strongest communication strength. My wife thinks that I should do interviews by listening to the questions and playing the answer on guitar. David Gilmour
I grew up middle class – my dad was a high school teacher; there were five kids in our family. We all shared a nine-hundred-square-foot home with one bathroom. That was exciting. And my wife is Irish Catholic and also very, very barely middle class. Dana Carvey
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde
For 10 years while I was at ESPN, I lived at the Residence Inn in Southington, Connecticut, near Bristol. I did that because my wife had a great job in New York City, and we had a place in New York City, at 54th and 8th. On Friday, I would come back, and then on Sunday evening I would go back to the Residence Inn. Skip Bayless
I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her. Rodney Dangerfield
Medicine is my lawful wife and literature my mistress; when I get tired of one, I spend the night with the other. Anton Chekhov
Beckham? His wife can’t sing and his barber can’t cut hair. Brian Clough
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago. Will Rogers
At the end of the day, don’t forget that you’re a person, don’t forget you’re a mother, don’t forget you’re a wife, don’t forget you’re a daughter. Indra Nooyi